it looks like the tardis is opening on my dashboard
How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:
Dad: Have you seen my phone?
You: I sent it off, I know not where.
Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
Friend: You're so crazy.
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
Mom: Stop changing channels--
Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
that would be so fucking convenient
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
It’s a cosmic miracle that he doesn’t fall over.
$20 says he did in the other 400 or so takes
you’d win that bet
You know, I think spending over a decade of your life with either Clint Barton OR Tony Stark will wear your face down into the same default expression.
thefuckisthisshit.gif
…I know that look.
i need a movie that’s just pepper and nat and loki having a night on the town being sassy bitches and swapping war stories about their ridiculous pet superheroes
ridiculous pet superheroes
Why do I feel like this describes Tony, Clint and Thor perfectly
never not reblog superwholock
Not only Superwholock
but Superwholock that SAID THE THING
OH MY GOD IT’S BACK
